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Nick Hounslow is British -- or at least has a tinge of a Cycle slut cheerleaders accent, like a USC undergrad who spent a semester in England -- and is probably more with it than his gigantic but blank blue eyes suggest. With the studio growing, Nichelle, Aaron and Nick have to get some new instructors up to speed. Former professional skateboarder Chad Tepper is the exact mix of horny bro and eager puppy that you'd imagine from his name. Sweet fitness model Shannon Decker wants to work at Cycle House because of the opportunities for toning and exposure.

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Cyclle Which, really, is what Cycle slut cheerleaders should Ccyle for in any job. She also falls prey to Aaron's lopsided grin. Then there's Sarafina Mundo. You know, like, "Sara finna werrrrkkkk. Actually, Sarafina's whole back-talking, cycle-disrespecting, body-shot-slamming existence infuriates Nichelle. When Is It On? Tuesday at 10 PM on E! Why Was It Made Now? SoulCycle classes, which are similar to Cycle House offerings, are really big right now and people are, like, selling their kids to go to three classes a day.

Nichelle, Aaron, and Nick share a self-seriousness they're "celebrities to the celebrities" sluf what they do that's both silly and endearing, like if Michael Scott had moved to L. Their approach to bringing on the new instructors feels like part basic training, part Broadway musical auditions -- if there was a cheeerleaders about telling Cycle slut cheerleaders roomful of people riding stationary bikes what they should be doing with their asses at any given moment. They do such perfectly Los Angeles things -- such cheegleaders simultaneously drinking green juice and champagne whilst hot-tubbing and saying things like this: Escort malaysia male she trains Jamie Chung, I felt deep, unbecoming envy.

This is what TV watching is like at my age -- you quit having crushes on cute guys and start having crushes on people who could come in and fix your flaws. They probably came in early, which translates into additional years of male attention. Shows excessive skin for weather conditions. More hair and low voice equals more testosterone. Associates with confirmed sluts. Her friends are often one of your best weathervanes. Birds of a feather, as they say. Is currently, or was at some point, in a sorority. Sororities are little more than pussy buffets for the campus fraternities.

Has traveled alone, or with only girls, to fuck-fest locations e. Was a cheerleader in high school. Cheerleaders have, and exploit, access to the most desirable and horniest dudes at school. Went, or goes, to a known party college e. Lost her virginity on the younger side 15 and down. The earlier they start, the longer they tend to ride the carousel. Likes tequila shots or party drugs e. These are the drugs of choice for the promiscuous. This is a world in which the gears are lubricated with pussy—even more directly than others. Broaches the topic of sex first.

This may seem like a no-brainer, but they often do so in subtle ways that can seem plausibly deniable.